I imagine this is how they all start

So I deleted my myspace page because it stopped working for some reason. Probably got hacked. I just now got into reading people's blogs, so I decided I'd start one just so I'd have a "presence" on thee 'ol IN-TER-NET. Yeah, so what. I'm a late bloomer. I have no idea what kind of random community would come across this little thing I'm typing out, but maybe one day it'll make me rich or famous or maybe both. Ha.

I apologize for my not-so-perfect grammar ahead of time, in case anyone stumbles across this. The plan is that by practicing writing, I will get better. I accept pointers and blood sacrifices. Well, maybe not. How about constructive and kind criticism. Guess what. I'm sensitive, too. I hope to live out my Hemingway dream one day, by living in a cabin in the woods with a typewriter, er, word processor, I mean laptop, and make up stories while my dogs fight over anything. My plan is for a happier ending than Ernest's, though.

So, I guess this is how they all start. People say to themselves "I should start a blog", so they start one. Next, they say "What should I write?". That's where I am now. What do you say? Ya gotta write somethin', kid. I imagine a lot of these things start out something like "So, I decided I'd start a blog..."